There are three things I am absolutely sure of. One, Kristen Stewart makes movies. She has been doing it since she was young, been doing it for years and will continue doing it until there is a massive, worldwide pandemic that wipes out all the teenage girls of the world. Two, all of her movies will gross hundreds of millions of dollars. Refer to part one for my reasoning. And finally three, all of her movies are shit. The writing is shit, the directing is shit and ABOVE ALL, the acting is complete and utter shit. Take a good script and a good director and as soon as Kristen Stewart walks on set the writer will burn the script and the director will go into what can only be described as a walking coma thereby destroying any chance of success. Well, I guess the only chance is Kristen Stewarts acting, but that possibility is just laughable.
Specializing in Television and Movies, all forms of media are at my disposal. Although there is a little personal philosophy guaranteed to be slipped in.
