Friday, January 6, 2012

On Kristen Stewart

There are three things I am absolutely sure of. One, Kristen Stewart makes movies. She has been doing it since she was young, been doing it for years and will continue doing it until there is a massive, worldwide pandemic that wipes out all the teenage girls of the world. Two, all of her movies will gross hundreds of millions of dollars. Refer to part one for my reasoning. And finally three, all of her movies are shit. The writing is shit, the directing is shit and ABOVE ALL, the acting is complete and utter shit. Take a good script and a good director and as soon as Kristen Stewart walks on set the writer will burn the script and the director will go into what can only be described as a walking coma thereby destroying any chance of success. Well, I guess the only chance is Kristen Stewarts acting, but that possibility is just laughable. 

1 comment:

  1. Since I am a woman I am more honest about Kristen's acting. She has steadly gotten better and better. Since you are a man you are full of you know what. How there could be a jeolousy factor I do not know, but there must be. I am not a child and definitely an adult. 71 years old so I probably have seen thousands of movies. I know what I speak of. I like your picture above but put your picture up there and lets see how you do. Men are not good at understanding what women like in movies. Look at all the money made by the books, movies and everything Twilight because someone understood what women want. Well that is my 2 cents worth!

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